SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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It's alright I've got the bucket!Mrs Vambo went through a phase of walking downstairs naked in the middle of the night - all very well but we happen to live on the top floor of a small block of flats! It got to be a fairly regular routine: I'd hear the click of the door lock and then footsteps echoing from the stairs. I'd then call her back and the next day I'd be berated for making her forget what she was going downstairs for!
Another time I was woken up by the Mrs faffing around and woke to see her carefully positioning herself over her opened handbag. "Aargh!!" "What the fuck are you doing??!!!" I shouted. "It's allright, I've got the bucket!" came the reply!
Yep! Mrs V thought we were camping!! Ahh bless!
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Vambo, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 16:00,
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