Piss off a work colleague? I pissed ON one.
Works night out in Preston. Check.
Copious amounts of Guinness. Check.
Sleeping bag on the floor in an unfamiliar house. Check.
Waking up to a work colleague asking,'What the fcuk are you doing?' as I was cheerfully pissing over his legs. Check.

Problem was I still really needed a pee and didn't know where the toilet actually was. Ended up streaking through the house past 4 other pissed work colleagues with my cock and balls cupped in my hands until I could find the toilet (it was bloody well downstairs!)

Greeting your colleagues the next morning and saying,'Ever get that feeling you pissed on a work colleague?' was the only face-saving thing to say.

Bastards left a nappy on my desk with a yellow post-it note reading 'In case of emergencies.' and made sure that everyone else in the company knew what I'd done.

Still. I got less stick for that than my other work mate used to get for 'banging owd'. Even though he'd never slept with anyone older than himself.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 16:28, Reply)