SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Sleep-pissingOne night, not long after starting a new job, I went out on the beers with my workmates that offered 2 for 1 pints of Stella. Not being an Artois drinker, I ended up getting rather pissed. My girlfriend (at the time) and her mates also came along, and everyone was happy in the Stella related over indulgence.
I woke up the following in my girlfriends spare room. Bleary eyed, I didn't know what the fuck was going on or why I was there. I went upstairs to see the Mrs, only to find her awake and ignoring me. I asked her why I wasn't in her bed. She replied:
"You were, and then woke up at 2am. You then got out of bed, making a load of noise, to then turn around, and pee all over me. I hope you're planning on buying me some new pillows today. You bastard."
The relationship didn't last much longer. Oh well.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 16:31, Reply)
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