SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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ErmWell, there was this one time that I'll be brief about as it involves extreme embarassment (not unlike my spelling....)
It was at a friend's wedding and I got drunk. Shamelessly, tragically and wrong-ly drunk....
The short version is that I got drunk at the reception at 3pm and carried on drinking into the evening and night - and I mean about 4 drinks an hour. The last I remember was at about 9ish when I realised that my then partner had vanished.
Ah well, I'll keep drinking.
The next thing I remember was waking up in my hotel room.
What's the smell?
I'd been sick. In my sleep. All over the hotel bed, my new suit and the hotel floor - and I suspect over my partner. (Being sick in one's sleep - not big, not clever...)
Nice.
My partner had slept in the bathroom - which wasn't nice for her to say the least.....
Admittedly it's not in the same vane as all the rest of these stories, but I was asleep, there was an unfortunate accident (!) and it was unpleasant.
The full story is far, far worse than all that as I've been filled in by everyone else that was there as to how big an arse I'd been, but that's another QOTW...
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:40, Reply)
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