SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Boot to the groinI'd forgotten, but I also managed to boot my poor, long-suffering boyfriend square in his meat and two veg whilst sleeping a few months ago. I really put some force behind it. Worst part (from my perspective) is that I woke up just as it landed. So did he, unsurprisingly.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:09, Reply)
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