SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Queue for the toiletAn old boyfriend of mine walked in his sleep. He had warned me, but we were over a year into the relationship before it happened.
We'd spent the weekend at Reading Festival, back in the days where toilets were few and queues were long. After the festival we'd gone to visit his sister dahn sarf.
After beers and merriment we toddled off to bed. Some time later I heard him get out of bed, he put on the light......then....nothing. I soon realised I'd not heard the door open so bleary-eyed I sat up and found him stood facing the wardrobe.
Me: what are you doing?
Him: Waiting for the bog. *points at his jacket hanging on the door* This blokes been waiting longer than me.
Glad the jacket was there, his sister had some rather expensive clothes in that wardrobe!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:31, Reply)
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