SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Sleep pissing on feetI used to have a habit of getting pissed, then sleep walking and pissing on people's feet in bed, to the point where I would lift up the duvet just to do it. It drove my ex mad, but he was a twat anyway.
It all stopped after the time I pulled a mate of a mate and he woke up to find me doing exactly that. He held a cup underneath, then told me to get rid of it, so I tried to throw it out of the window, apparently. Unsurprisingly, I never saw him again.
Not as bad as the look the cat gave me after I pissed in her bed. She was really fucked off.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:12, Reply)
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