SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Disasterous? Yes...After spending two weeks in a small, shitty caravan in Devon, my mom and dad decided it was time to go home. With great delight I agreed as I had slept for only about 2 maybe 3 hours per night (I had to sleep on a fold out sofa that was as comfortable as a chainsaw to the nut sack). Anyway, we set off for home at about 9 that night to "avoid traffic" and after about an hour I was flat out, completely dead to the world. Another hour later and I found myself, quite suddenly, awake and stood in the middle of a car park. Naturally, I was shit scared and panicked. Why was I in a car park? Had my parents had enough and left me there? No. Turned out they had stopped for a toilet break and left me in the car asleep, at which point I got out of the car and crossed the foot-bridge to the other side of the service station before standing completely still in a parking space.
It took at LEAST 2 days for this event to be classed as "funny" in my opinion. It took alot less time than that for the rest of my family to point and laugh.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:03, Reply)
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