SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Fish fetishismI once had a sleep conversation which went...
Scuttlefish (asleep): I want to inflate a puffer fish.
Ex: What?
Scuttlefish: (affronted): Yes there are. There are such things as puffer fish. They have spikes and they inflate when you scare them...
About halfway through this sentence I woke up with no idea why I was strenuously asserting the existence of puffer fish to a puzzled bedmate.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 9:56, Reply)
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