My best mate......
My best mate sleepwalks.
Alot.
He lives with his girlfriend and her sister.
The girlfriends' sister apparently awoke to my friend turning on her bedroom light while he was starkers.
He apparently just stood there, stared at her then walked back out.
Does'nt remember a thing, and he's pretty lucky she did'nt give him a tune up as she's a major in the army.

I have experienced his sleepwalking first hand too.
Many eons ago my mate came over to my girlfriends house for a big night.
Woke up the next day feeling like crap, so we decided to do the only thing we could think of to soothe our hangovers, and that was to drink beer and black russians all morning.
I passed out on the floor, I assume my mate did not long afterwards.
It would have been almost sun down when I was awoken to what sounded like a leaking tap.
I looked up from the floor and to my horror I realised my mate was infact pissing in my girlfriends rubbish bin.
I yelled and thought I woke him up, he was still pretty out of it, so he came outside for a ciggy.
All he could do was giggle "That's so fucked man, I pissed in the bin".
He proceeded to fall asleep with a ciggy in his hand, so I dragged him back inside and he went back to sleep.
When he woke up he did'nt remember a thing, and was really shocked he had done that.

The thing that impressed me the most was that he actually had to stand on the pedal to open the lid, while at the same time managing to get 100% accuracy.


I am quietly proud of him.
(sinewriter, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:35, Reply)