SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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My mate...Let's call him Keith (as that's his name) is a notorious sleep pisser. Not in the sense that he pisses the bed, but he pisses on other peoples beds and furniture.
Just off the top of my head he has pissed on:
My mates stairway.
Another mates television.
The corner of many a bedroom / living room.
A sink.
My fucking work boots.
His own mother! - He only woke up when his Dad hit him.
He is also notorious for waking up in random places (under bushes, pub car parks, under a lorry and once woke up on a traffic island with a black eye).
He's great is our Keith.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:43, Reply)
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