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A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.

She doesn't even live in Fulham.

(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Note to self.... Breathe




I've gotten sleep apnea a couple of times in the past year. Fucking scary it is too. Judging by some of the symptoms - headaches, nocturnal toilet visits and the like, I've been getting it more often than I thought.


The only weird instance of me doing something and not recalling it was after a daylong piss up.

I walked home at closing time, opened the door, took my keys out of the lock, shut the door, switched on the light, hung up my coat and..... Was woken by my housemate three hours later. I was sitting upright at the kitchen table with a ham and cheese sandwich (minus a bite) and a very cold cup of tea in front of me. Between hanging up my coat and being discovered by my mate, I have no recollection at all. Strangely, I wasn't stiff or sore at all from sitting in a hard wooden chair for three hours. Everything in the house was neat and tidy with nothing out of the ordinary at all.


P.S. Regarding the noisy budgie earlier.

When my cat was still a kitten, she used to sleep in a 'cartoon' manner. She'd take a deep intake of breath and then exhale in a "Me, me, me, me, meeeee" style. It used to crack me up every time.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:02, Reply)

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