SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Seems sleep apnoea is more common than i thoughtit really is crap.
especially because i only experience it when i'm half awake and for some reason can't move during that stage, so i'm facing a suffocation risk but can't even flail.
who the fuck wants to suffocate without flailing?
At least you feel like you have some kind of chance by flailing, but not me, oh no, not me, i can't fucking do it!
...oh wait, i'm a quadraplegic...
silly me!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:08, Reply)
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