SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Sleep PissingMy mate Nayr [for that is his name, backwards] has managed to sleep piss twice. Once he made it into his brothers bedroom and pissed *over* his little brother, which is fair enough as the kid is a twat.
The other time, wandered downstairs into the kitchen, opened up the oven grill and promptly emptied the contents of his bladder into it. Needless to say his mum was not amused by the pissy smell coming from the oven the next day and is one of the many reasons I won't eat round his house. The grill thing, not his mother, she's quite nice.
Most recently, a week ago, he manged to sleep walk naked out of his girlfriends bedroom and into her 13 year old sisters bedroom, then promptly fell back asleep curled up on her floor. As he is *impossible* to wake up when he's in a deep sleep they just covered him over with a blanket and left him there till the morning.
He didn't need to apologise for his length as he doesnt have one. :P
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:28, Reply)
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