SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Another sleep pissing storyI was gently snoozing on the sofa after collapsing there due to a substantial intake of wobbly leg juice.
At about 5am I was awoken to the gentle sound of running water and could feel little droplets landing on my face.
After sleepily opening my eyes, in the half-light, I could see my housemate Bob, with one hand on the wall, pissing onto the coffee table and 4-way adaptor for the TV.
Obviously slightly alarmed by this sight, I shouted 'Bob what the frick do you think you're doing? you're gonna kill yourself' to which he calmly replied 'noooo, it's fine, I do it all the time'.
He then shook it off, zipped up and staggered off to bed, my 'fight or flight' response kicked in and I ran away to bed.
The next morning (or afternoon I guess), I wandered downstairs to see my other housemate mopping up the 'split water' from the coffee table. I didn't have the heart to tell her what it actually was.
I wish I had, two weeks later, in a similar situation one of my mates awoke to find Bob pissing in the electricity meter cupboard. Obviously his subconscious has some sort of drunken sleepwalking electrocution deathwish
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