SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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sleepwalking sort of !!!!A friend of mine went down to meet his future in Laws.
He went out with his to be father in law for a few Pints, Got absolutly bladdered and tried to Have a Piss in the hand basin in his room!!!!!!
He found out a few months later that his in Laws then had the builders in under their Guarentee (New Flat Roof) as they couldnt figure out where the 'Rain' was coming from as their new roof had been excellent till then!!
When I was doing my Plumbing Apprenticeship we were working on a London site where we had to install Cast iron suspended drainage in an Underground Carpark.
This involved Melting Lead in a gas furnace and the using the Molten lead to seal the Joints.
Fairly simple but if someone 'wazzed' in the Pot and it dried before you melted the lead down again you can imagine that the smell was worse than evil !!!!!
We also worked on a site where the "Phantom Poo Placer" worked, When ever somebody walked into a deserted Building their on the stairs would be a "Richard" with a Union Jack Sticking out of it, Grosssss or what.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:24, Reply)
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