Sleepwalking
A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Teehee!
How come chicks never seem to piss in random places while sleeping? Weird.
My mate once apparently took a girl home and after he was er, done with her, took a piss in his sleep up against his door without realising. He found out in the morning when the poor girl went to pick up her handbag, which she had placed by said door. Ouch.
( , Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:27, Reply)
How come chicks never seem to piss in random places while sleeping? Weird.
My mate once apparently took a girl home and after he was er, done with her, took a piss in his sleep up against his door without realising. He found out in the morning when the poor girl went to pick up her handbag, which she had placed by said door. Ouch.
( , Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:27, Reply)
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