SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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sleepgropageNot me, but my ex used to yell things in his sleep... i'd say "what?" and he'd mumble incoherant gibberish. Sometimes i'd slap him just to shut him up.
He also used to try and have sex with me when he was sleeping, and then he'd stop three quarters of the way through. Here i was thinking i was getting some late night half asleep sex, and all i'd get was worked up and then nothing.
Typical of all guys really. He just used the excuse that he was "asleep".
That's ok though. It was just like me telling him I had gone when i wasn't even close. There's a reason i didn't throw out my vibrator when i met him. You know you're a good fuck if your girlfriend throws out her old sex toys. If not, you're crap.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:40, Reply)
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