SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Alleged sleep eatingRachelswipe's post on 9 reminded my own *alleged* sleep walking/eating incident.
I apparently had my own sleep eating incident at around age six. We were at the cottage, and had lots of junk food, as you tend to do while on vacation. We didn't really eat any crap at home, but someone had brought a bag of Oreo cookies and left them on the counter. In the morning, the bag was empty. I was accused of being the eater, but I have absolutely no recollection of it, and I'm fairly sure that eating an entire bag of Oreo cookies at the age of six would have caused me to be ill, especially as I never ate that sort of thing. I think it was either
a) the dog (plausible, the thing was about 140 lbs), or
b) my much older sisters' stoner friends (even more plausible).
Why am I still bitter about this 20 years later, you may well ask? Well, because my family reminds me about it at every opportunity. No family gathering is complete without chortling about how I ate an entire bag of Oreos *shudder* at the cottage. It just won't die, and I'm sure it wasn't even me, but my protestations of innocence tend to bring only fresh peals of laughter.
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