SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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ah this is embarassing.walked into my parents bedroom stark bollocked naked, whipped out the old boy and happily began relieving myself in the corner, facing inward. when my mother asked me "what the fuck do you think you're doing?" i said "But, it's a tool"
took my parents a couple of minutes to recover before sorting me out... only got told about it in the morning.
length wasn't too great, cold night.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:36, Reply)
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