SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Stop Pissing By Me!!!When i was 11 i went to spain on a familly holiday. me and my brother shared a room with 2 single beds and my mum and dad share a bed in another room.
Earlier in the day we had been somewhere and i remember seeing a wall full of superstitions. the one that stood out to me was an old austrian, i think it was, superstiton that "if a young maiden urinates in a gentlemans shoe at night then the next day the man would fall deeply inlove with her".
well something must have been playing on my mind because the next morning i awoke to my mother laughing her ass off while telling me the events of the night. supposedly i had got up in the night and pissed by my dad. the sound of trickling awoke him to which he shouted
"stop pissing by me!"
my mum shocked by being suddenly awoken asked " what the bloody hell?"
"she's pissing by me!"
"shut up. it just goes to prove she does love you deep down inside..."
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:04, Reply)
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