SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Dog kicking goodnessI was sharing a tent with fellow b3tard electrichamster some years ago. After sleeping peacefully for most of the night, he proceeded to roll over and kick the living crap out of me through his sleeping bag, shouting "GET OFF ME!". Later he told me he'd been dreaming about his dog.
What sort of person kicks his dog in his sleep?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 4:00, Reply)
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