Well, there are a few so I'll start with this one....
Back in my younger years when I was about 19 and still living at my mothers house I sleep ate (a habit that still plagues me to this day). But the most memorable one was one morning waking up and mum asking if I remembered having dinner last night...
(At this point I must mention that I did love my speed back then and was coming down from a bender and catching up on some well deserved sleep)
Apparently I woke up at about 1am, heated up some dinner that was in the fridge, got myself a beer and sat in the lounge room where mum was watching telly, and ate my dinner like a good lad. Now this would have been quite OK...
if I had been wearing clothes.
Apparently I made no sense whatsoever when mum tried to engage in conversation, so she thought she would just let me do my thing. So I had dinner and went back to bed and still have no recollection of the incident to this day. Damn Ampthetamines!
Other sleep eating sessions that regularly occur usually involve missing food goods and remote controls. So far we have found a block of cheese in the microwave, remote controls in cupboards and the fridge and any deli meats for lunches are not safe at all as they usually disapear overnight too. Oh, and waking up with 1/2 a slice of pizza and a timtam on my bed has also been known to occur.
EDIT: And I have also been found by my girlfreinds father (we lived there for a few months once) sitting on the floor infront of his fridge tearing peices off his leftover lamb roast with my hands and eating it.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 8:21, Reply)