Yet another pissing one.....
But I like to think that I put a bit more effort into it;)
As my lovely ex decided to inform me the following day in front of my business partner and employees...
One night after a few too many wines, I retired to bed quite early but came out a couple of hours later naked and went to the oven with my dick in hand ready to go, the only problem being I am 6'1" and the oven door was quite low.
At this stage the ex asks "What the fuck do you think you are doing?" I respond with a grunt and walk off to the dining room (the ex thinks it is all safe now), only to return 30 seconds later with a dining chair, place it infront of the oven, pull out a baking dish and piss from the chair into it. By this stage the ex is hysterical. I just grunt again, put the dish back in the oven and take the chair back in the dining room and go back to bed.
I was wondering why she wouldnt talk to me the next morning.
Gotta give her points for waiting to tell me in front of everyone at work though!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:21, Reply)