SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Noises from hell.Slept with this girl once. Really nice girl, petite blonde. Really quiet shy cute voice. You know the type. Was woken up at 3am by a noise which could only be compared to that of a rhino in severe distress emitting from this girls nasal passage. It was the most rivolting sound ever heard. I mean the bed shook. The bed physically shook. It probably woke the neighbours up. This wasnt snoring, this was some kind of nasal fit back passage clear out to the extreme. I thought the woman was dieing!
Next day she told me she always does it but has no memory of it. Yup not sleeping with that one again!
Length? Went on for a bloody hour but didnt have the heart to wake her up.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 16:35, Reply)
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