SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Facepaint and sausage rollsMy mate has just reminded me of the time I stayed at her house when we were younger. Her elder sister also had a friend staying over and the four of us had a mini sleepover going on in the lounge. After the usual junkfood and cheesy film, me and my mate had fallen asleep and her sister had decided to decorate our faces with lipstick. Apparently when they were halfway through, I opened my eyes and just stared at them. They froze for a minute, thinking I'd woken up and caught them, but when I didn't say anything they just carried on painting my face whilst I stared on. Odd.
On another occasion, I was at a friend's birthday sleepover and woke up the next morning to find a sausage roll in my sleeping bag. They all tried to convince me that I'd sleepwalked in the night, gone to the food table and brought it back to bed with me. I didn't fall for that one funnily enough.
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El Lazarus is calm now, Ish,, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:04,
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