i am
2 years older than my brother, and when i went off to university, he and all his mates got used to my bedroom/bathroom being empty.

one night i had come home for the weekend. when i got home after going to the pub, my 16 year old brother and some of his mates were all absolutely annihilated, rolling around his bedroom floor. i mocked them like older sisters do and went to bed.

a few hours later, i was woken up by a very large man sitting on my face, smothering me. i flailed around for a bit, and eventually realised it was my brother's 6'5 mate, dave. obviously assuming the bed was empty as usual, he was trying to get in it, but was way too drunk to notice there was an obstruction.

when i shoved him off, he staggered over to the wardrobe and, like the total cliche it is, tried to whip out his todger. they are fitted wardrobes along one wall with a full length mirror on each. i had a horribly clear view. i yelled at him, and he reversed into the en-suite. where he pissed for about 3 minutes solidly. mostly over the carpet, as it turned out the next morning.

then he wandered back into my room. and sat on my head again, clearly perplexed again as to why he couldn't get under the covers...

thing is, now he's 27 and hot as fuck i'd be pretty damn pleased if he wandered into my room and ground his pelvis into my face, but the selfish bastard never did it again!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:15, Reply)