SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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It ain't just usWe castrated both our cats on the kitchen table. In our defence, there was a vet in attendance, a mate who'd brought the kit with him as a favour.
He shaved a bit of fur from their front legs, jacked them up with anaesthetic, and wallop down they went, in a couple of seconds. Furious tugging at their pubes, a quick slice, out popped a couple of chickpea-like pods, left over right and under, snap'em back, job and knock. Cats lying in a recumbent pose, on their sides at this point.
"Watch them carefully" he said, they 'paddle' as they wake up. Apparently certain bits of their brains switch on before others and their legs can move on their own.
"Hmm.. that doesn't to serious"...]
2 secs later, one cat shot round twice the living room, banging into all possible obstacles, the other scarpered up two flights of stairs and was found repeatedly banging its head against the furthest wall in the house like an angry wasp...
Oops. Sorry cats.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:05, Reply)
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