SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Three Way Convo....A while back I went to stay with a mate living in Uni halls. Usual story of having gone out, and gotten drunk. Fortunatly neither of us are partial to a bit of nocturnal pissing. However, he is a doorman (we shall call him James, for shits and giggles). Because of his job, he is getting calls at all times of the day and night to work. Once such call happened at about 8.30am.
*ring ring*
J:Hullo
James' Boss:Alright James, How Are You?
j: i'm fine thanks, how are you?
Me (only being able to hear James' 1/2 of the conversation): i'm ok, tired, how are you?
JB: Are you available to work tonight?
J:hmmm....am I available to work tonight?
Me:...no, i'm not a barman any more
J: No not you, shut up!
JB:...Who me?
J: no, not you, i'm not available to work *hangs Up*...great thanks to you, my boss now thinks i spent the night with a man
Me (after a few moments of being full awake...):....hehehehehe
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