SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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My worst piss was after lithotripsyI was feeling woozy after the drugs they give you, got the old chap out and aimed, only to be greeted by what looked for the world like liquid liver coming out of it.
I would've thrown up but that would've involved being near to the bloody micturation now languishing in the pan.
(, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 10:41, Reply)
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