SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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In this week's Heat magazineRachelswipe tells of her heartache at finding out that Captain Cunty Bollocks and Captain Haddock are in fact not the same person.
"I thought they were the same person, not a pale, emaciated System Engineer from Penge and an unwashed Protester on the site of the Glasgow inner ring road" she wailed.
Captain Cunty Bollocks replied with a rancid postern blast which emptied the board all round causing people to gag on their tofu.
Captain Haddock was unavailable for comment as he was spending the 20 minutes of the interview dead for tax reasons.
(, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 12:22, Reply)
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