SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Jordan is Minging (discuss)I think we could get a QOTW out of that phrase alone.
She has no discernable talent other than sleeping with footballers, has a revolting physique which she has subjected to too many surgical procedures over the years, and cannot string a coherent sentence together, (as anyone who has read her autobiography can attest)
Peter André is nothing but an antipodean dildo for her.
As Frankspencer says they are both zillionaires, although we've no real understanding as to why, and yet they arent worthy to clean the smegma out of our collective bellends with a teaspoon.
Cunts
(, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 14:04, Reply)
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