SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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jordan's commentOld joke alert:
Well rumour has it that Gareth Gates was practicing the withdrawal method but got stuck with "I'm c-c-c-c-c-c-c.... I'm c-c-c-c-c-c.... I'm c-c-c-c-c-c... Oops!"
As for la Jordan, she's the total reverse of all I find attractive in women-kind.
She's gobby, has more plastic bodywork than KITT and if brains were dynamite she'd struggle to blow her hat off. Plus I strongly suspect that she is in possession of a Wizard's Cuff.
(, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 14:15, Reply)
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