SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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rachelswipe.She's a tuppenybit tart from the heart of Chavdom. What else did you expect?
Incidentally where is the old slag from?
Her eldest is the product of a liason between her and Dwight Yorke. Obviously with parents like this the poor kid had no chance, and she named him Harvey? What is this craze the chavs have with giving their kids surnames as christian names? Bizarre if you ask me.
(, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 14:18, Reply)
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