SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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i don't knowwhether to be more offended that anyone would (i) call me a tart from chavdom; (ii) think that comment referred to me; or (iii) accuse me of coming from uxbridge.
UXBRIDGE!!
i *just* work here. i do not live here. i was not hatched here. i am definitely not from here. i am a bona fide northerner from god's own country! but we've had that north-v-south debate.
whoredan, on the other hand, is from essex or somewhere down south i think.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 14:54,
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