Sleepwalking
A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Bloody Sassenach Whingeing
Look, either get a room or have a proper civil war this time. Even the Septics managed a better brother vs brother shindig than Cromwell vs King Chaz.
If I may suggest Milton Keynes as a suitable battlefield. I would have nominated Luton but no-one would notice the devastated buildings, deprivation, despair and violent slaughter.
( , Wed 29 Aug 2007, 17:33, Reply)
Look, either get a room or have a proper civil war this time. Even the Septics managed a better brother vs brother shindig than Cromwell vs King Chaz.
If I may suggest Milton Keynes as a suitable battlefield. I would have nominated Luton but no-one would notice the devastated buildings, deprivation, despair and violent slaughter.
( , Wed 29 Aug 2007, 17:33, Reply)
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