SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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For K2k6: Was re-watching Sopranos the other day and someone told this one...Two men -- one rich, one poor -- are in a department store, Christmas shopping. They get to talking, and the rich guy says,
"Look here, I just bought my wife two presents. I bought her this diamond bracelet, and also a top-of-the-line Mercedes."
The poor guy asks, "Why'd you buy the car? Isn't the bracelet enough?"
"It's so that if she doesn't like the bracelet she can just drive into town and choose a different one."
The poor guy replies, "That's funny, I also bought my wife two presents. I bought her these slippers, and also a vibrator."
The rich guy asks, "Why'd you buy her a vibrator?"
"So if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."
..bada bing.
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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:54,
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