SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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I'm putting a lock on my door..At university I will be moving into a new house with a few friends of mine including Phil who already lives in the house. One night we all went out for someone's birthday and inevitably got a bit drunk. Phil and myself went home early and went to our beds. I then woke up in the middle of the night thinking a pipe had burst in my room as I could hear a gushing of water. I then turn around to find Phil pissing in the cupboard in the corner of the room. I tell him to get out and he shakes himself before saying,
"Shh! Shh! Or the Big Guy will hear!" Then goes to leave the room. Stops and stares at me for a few moments and says, "Goodnight." Then like a zombie trudges out and I can hear him wandering about the house bumping into things. He didn't believe me the next morning but it explains why our other make woke up to a drenched laptop.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 16:43, Reply)
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