A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Estonia's a damn sight nicer than the Sudan, so I'd take that. And I'll have the Aston rather than the crisps, and do Jessica Simpson up the Ronson.
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 10:38, Reply)
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