SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Family of phantom weeers...My cousin had her 18th birthday party at a fancy hotel. All of my Family stayed in the hotel overnight after the party.
During the night, the wife of another one of my cousins got out of bed, and while still asleep, walked across the room, climbed in the cupboard and while still in her pj's pissed herself. She then climbed back out of the cupboard walked back across the room and got back into bed where she snuggled up to my cousin while still clothed in her now cold, piss ridden pj's all without waking up.
I also pissed the bed that night while staying in my room, but I didn't manage to sleep walk to the cupboard! I think this was down to me being incredibly pissed. Nothing like waking up in the morning with a banging hangover, soaked through and stinking of your own piss! (Oh come on, we've all been there, haven't we?)
I bet the people who owned the hotel thought my family was a right bunch of weirdoes when they got round to cleaning the rooms the following day :D
Click I like this if you think they should make Huggies Overnights Diapers for adults.
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 10:49, Reply)
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