My daughter's ex was a bit unhinged. He came round once a bit drunk, ranting about fuck knows what.
Next thing we know there's a weird smell in the house, getting worse over the following weeks. Upon further investigation we found the following:

• He'd bitch-punched a goat to death in our basement and hung its intestines like FUCKING BUNTING.
• He'd shit in our boiler 384 times.
• He'd put cobras in all the radiators, hungry cobras with FUCKINGWHORECUNT sprayed on them with cobra blood.
• He'd squashed kebabs in every light fitting in the house. Every wall cavity filled with Kebabs, fuck he even shoved kebabs up our eldest daughter while she was asleep.
• He did lots of other things too which were very dangerous but didn't smell as much.



Needs more bullet points.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 19:11, 16 replies)

Shambo is your daughter's ex?

(Inflatable Giraffe Punctureless since 1985, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 19:31, closed)

with that level of deranged, its either fiction or about a b3ta member for sure
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 19:40, closed)

Christ you people are thick.
I actually remember when the average b3tan had a brain.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 19:48, closed)

To be fair, search engines are quite a new thing.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 19:49, closed)

I didn't believe it back then
But this serves as belated confirmation that it must be true.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 19:56, closed)

What the fuck is an average B3tan
and do you fall within the parameters.
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 19:52, closed)

The original regulars were mostly high achievers.
The witless plebnoobs of qftw have managed to drag us back down to Jeremy Kyle levels.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 20:01, closed)

I wonder why they all left.







and you didn't ?
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 20:48, closed)

I have an unusually high tolerance for thick people.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:22, closed)

We didn't all leave
Some of us just don't have Shambles' dedication in the face of unremitting idiocy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:46, closed)

I hope that's not aimed at me!

(Inflatable Giraffe Punctureless since 1985, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 20:06, closed)

with that level of thick, how the fuck do you function at all?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 21:38, closed)

Fuelled by pickled onions

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 9:38, closed)

De-ris for the idiots.
www.b3ta.com/questions/notme/post1355700
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:59, closed)

Has SuperPlumber run away forever now?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:10, closed)

Indeed, but mine was lifted
from mmps's response, which still makes me lol
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:49, closed)