Bad Smells
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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My daughter's ex was a bit unhinged. He came round once a bit drunk, ranting about fuck knows what.
Next thing we know there's a weird smell in the house, getting worse over the following weeks. Upon further investigation we found the following:
• He'd bitch-punched a goat to death in our basement and hung its intestines like FUCKING BUNTING.
• He'd shit in our boiler 384 times.
• He'd put cobras in all the radiators, hungry cobras with FUCKINGWHORECUNT sprayed on them with cobra blood.
• He'd squashed kebabs in every light fitting in the house. Every wall cavity filled with Kebabs, fuck he even shoved kebabs up our eldest daughter while she was asleep.
• He did lots of other things too which were very dangerous but didn't smell as much.
Needs more bullet points.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 19:11,
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Shambo is your daughter's ex?
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Inflatable Giraffe Punctureless since 1985, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 19:31,
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with that level of deranged, its either fiction or about a b3ta member for sure
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Carpe Cyprinidae, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 19:40,
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Christ you people are thick.
I actually remember when the average b3tan had a brain.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 19:48,
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To be fair, search engines are quite a new thing.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 19:49,
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I didn't believe it back then
But this serves as belated confirmation that it must be true.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 19:56,
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What the fuck is an average B3tan
and do you fall within the parameters.
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boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 19:52,
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The original regulars were mostly high achievers.
The witless plebnoobs of qftw have managed to drag us back down to Jeremy Kyle levels.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 20:01,
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I wonder why they all left.
and you didn't ?
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boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 20:48,
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I have an unusually high tolerance for thick people.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:22,
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We didn't all leave
Some of us just don't have Shambles' dedication in the face of unremitting idiocy.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:46,
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I hope that's not aimed at me!
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Inflatable Giraffe Punctureless since 1985, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 20:06,
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with that level of thick, how the fuck do you function at all?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 21:38,
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Fuelled by pickled onions
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 9:38,
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De-ris for the idiots.
www.b3ta.com/questions/notme/post1355700
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The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:59,
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Has SuperPlumber run away forever now?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:10,
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Indeed, but mine was lifted
from
mmps's response, which still makes me lol
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:49,
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