never smoked
for two very real, horrible experiences.

firstly, when i was about 7, my dad let me have a drag on his cigar. i promptly passed out and threw up when i came round. all i remember is staring at the underneath of the table and wondering why i was covered in stinking puke. my mother was still mad at him about 3 years later for that spectacular father of the year stunt.

secondly, when i was about 9, my grandmother developed an itchy pain in her toe. she used to like smoking and sitting curled up on the floor to read by her fireplace. turns out this is not so good for the circulation, as what the doctor diagnosed as athlete's foot turned out to be gangrene. her blackened toe was amputated and i was nearly sick again when i had to help her put her shoes on some time after the op.

believe me. there is nothing like forcing brown patent granny shoes onto an old lady's stumpy 4 toed foot to make an imaginative, hyperactive, overmelodramatic 9 year old hate smoking for life...

having said that, i do like men smoking cigars despite my own experience. very very horny!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:30, 6 replies)

Hmm
Think I'm on a loser there then as I'm off cigars for life :-)
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:32, closed)

well!!
Thats makes 2 of you (including my wife).

I also think women smoking cigars is a very hot pass time.

I do have a penchant for a large cuban - i am no slim panatella man.

Enjoy the weekend.
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:55, closed)

Pedant alert
So, strictly speaking you have smoked, just not a full one?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:10, closed)

Same here!
There's something quite sexy about a guy in a tweed blazer smoking a cigar. I love the smell and did smoke the odd one before I gave up ciggies.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:16, closed)

FREUD ALERT!!!!!!!
Do you think you find men smoking cigars sexy because your dad smoked them?
(Papa Chocolat, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 19:09, closed)

^ OR
is it that they are reminiscent of willies?
3 cheers for fallic symbols!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:21, closed)