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This is a question Your first cigarette

To be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?

Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.

Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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This has nothing to do with smoking.....
But when I first moved out of my parent's house and into my own flat, it was great, I could have a wank pretty much whenever I wanted.

I had an office towards the back of the place, that had a door going onto the garden.

I was in the throws of passion when suddenly I see a shaddow in the window of the door and the door begins to turn. Shit shit shit, someone's breaking in, and i've left the door unlocked. So I slam it back on the person and there is a little tug of war* and a lot of screaming...after what seemed like an age but was probaly only about 20 seconds, I jump back, pick up a golf club and turn around back towards the door, ready begin to swing it over my head.

I then turn around to see about 10 of my mates (of both sexes, including the girl I had secretly fancied for over a year), bursting out laughing.... and I'm standing there bottom-less, holding a golf club ready to take a swing, with my withered cock (by that point, I had totaly lost it) and some MILF on my computer.

We then had an impromptu BBQ where someone brought a load of cocktail saussages.

* for lack of a better expression.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:13, 9 replies)
shut up 90nz0

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:15, closed)
Ha ha
I love you Gonzo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:15, closed)
90nz0,
Shut up.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:16, closed)
You're shit at wanking

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:16, closed)
DEATH TO 90NZ0

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:19, closed)
Shut up, Gonzo

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:21, closed)
Zip up and shut up, Gonzo.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:26, closed)
So you
didn't have to get up and walk around for a bit then?
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:34, closed)
Hello Jimbob !
Long time, no see, how you doing?

Come onto /talk =)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:49, closed)

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