Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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no.
more.
shit.
puns.
pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.
good puns are ok!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:12,
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This.It's getting so very, very tired.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:15,
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It's so tempting...But it's impossible to ignore that level of pleading.
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Cawl, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:16,
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Don't worry petal...They pulled the plug on the QOTW early last week when it descended into this mind-numbing sub-human level of shitpunnery...
It can't be too long now...
DISCLAIMER: Pooflake accepts full responsibility for the vast majority of all shit puns on B3ta and will be giving himself a sound thrashing...this afternoon...at exactly 4pm...in the toilets
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:16,
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^^Wasn't that because it was Easter last week and the b3ta overlords weren't working on Friday?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:19,
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Please acceptmy humblest apologies, I promise not to do any more.
But please define 'good puns'? -they're mostly awful!
Personally, I think that a never-ending supply of terrible puns is better than an unending stream of 'I stole a fag when I was 13, it made me ill' stories any day.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:21, closed)
a geordie?Asking for a posh smoke?
Its a cigar reet?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:24, closed)
@K2K6...Blimey Charlie, you might be right.
*Goes back to punning until QOTW is changed*
*waits for Rachelswipe backlash*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:25,
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I find it ironicthat the person begging for "no more shit puns" has a user name that puns off of the term "arsewipe"...
Just sayin'.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:42,
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@LoonShe's fit, female and knows more about the law than we do, so we let her off with it!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:47,
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@BMBThere's no such things as good puns. Puns are either bad puns or awful puns. But even so, you have good bad-puns and good awful-puns. Hope that's cleared things up.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:55,
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wellmy own definition is overly subjective and embarrassing for want of specificity, if we're going to get legal about it. it doesn't define "good" or "bad" as i couldn't possibly make that distinction.
the fit and female i can live with!!!
re: granitewitch/loon. hmmm. is rswipe technically a pun?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:17,
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You should have learnt by now....There's no point begging on here. It's demeaning and no-one takes a blind bit of notice. Better to join in and sink to their level.
It's quite nice down here.
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girlinthehole, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:51,
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Yes.pun:
n.
A play on words, sometimes on different senses of the same word and sometimes on the similar sense or sound of different words.
And as you particular one is a play on the word "arse", I'd say that you're more guilty of a shit pun than we are thus far...
*thus spake Granitewitch, Master Pedant*
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:02,
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