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no.

more.

shit.

puns.

pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.

good puns are ok!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:12, 13 replies)

This.
It's getting so very, very tired.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:15, closed)

It's so tempting...
But it's impossible to ignore that level of pleading.
( Cawl, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:16, closed)

Don't worry petal...

They pulled the plug on the QOTW early last week when it descended into this mind-numbing sub-human level of shitpunnery...

It can't be too long now...

DISCLAIMER: Pooflake accepts full responsibility for the vast majority of all shit puns on B3ta and will be giving himself a sound thrashing...this afternoon...at exactly 4pm...in the toilets
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:16, closed)

^^
Wasn't that because it was Easter last week and the b3ta overlords weren't working on Friday?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:19, closed)

Please accept
my humblest apologies, I promise not to do any more.
But please define 'good puns'? -they're mostly awful!

Personally, I think that a never-ending supply of terrible puns is better than an unending stream of 'I stole a fag when I was 13, it made me ill' stories any day.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:21, closed)

a geordie?
Asking for a posh smoke?

Its a cigar reet?
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:24, closed)

@K2K6...

Blimey Charlie, you might be right.

*Goes back to punning until QOTW is changed*
*waits for Rachelswipe backlash*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:25, closed)

I find it ironic
that the person begging for "no more shit puns" has a user name that puns off of the term "arsewipe"...

Just sayin'.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:42, closed)

@Loon
She's fit, female and knows more about the law than we do, so we let her off with it!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:47, closed)

@BMB
There's no such things as good puns. Puns are either bad puns or awful puns. But even so, you have good bad-puns and good awful-puns. Hope that's cleared things up.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:55, closed)

well
my own definition is overly subjective and embarrassing for want of specificity, if we're going to get legal about it. it doesn't define "good" or "bad" as i couldn't possibly make that distinction.

the fit and female i can live with!!!

re: granitewitch/loon. hmmm. is rswipe technically a pun?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:17, closed)

You should have learnt by now....
There's no point begging on here. It's demeaning and no-one takes a blind bit of notice. Better to join in and sink to their level.

It's quite nice down here.
( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:51, closed)

Yes.
pun:
n.

A play on words, sometimes on different senses of the same word and sometimes on the similar sense or sound of different words.

And as you particular one is a play on the word "arse", I'd say that you're more guilty of a shit pun than we are thus far...

*thus spake Granitewitch, Master Pedant*
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:02, closed)