Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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My real name is David Bowie…In the 70’s, I created a character, an alter-ego if you will, and when I performed my concerts I did it under a different name and with my band, whom I called 'The Spiders From Mars'.
It got quite popular…oh, I’m being modest – it got fucking massive.
Everybody wanted a piece of me….I carried on doing it for a while but then realised I was stuck in this ‘other personality’ and if I didn’t change my image soon I would stay like this forever.
Anyway, that was my first Ziggy-rut.
My name is Pooflake, and I am a rubbish pun-aholic. I am also incapable of knowing when to stop flogging a dead horse when I see one
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:30,
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Harder, harder!Keep flogging, it's getting me through the day.
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so to help you snap out of itI jumped up on stage mid concert and punched you in the face. That was my first Ziggy decked.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:33,
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*applies pedant hat in gleeful anticipation*But of course your real name is David Robert Jones.
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Of course you're right Al...But my son is called Zowie Bowie...
EDIT: after checking on Google, I find out that he's not actually called Zowie Bowie...he's called Duncan Zowie Haywood Jones.
erm...but I am really David Bowie, really I am!
Phew, I think I got away with it there
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:40,
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o lordyhave a lie down and a biscuit
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