Two weeks ago
I found out that a now ex-friend just got banged up for five years for being a massive paedo. I'd seen him a few weeks before and had never had the slightest suspicion, naturally, else I'd never have been mates anyhow.

Apparently he was getting his jollies on webcam on some teenager chat website, grooming young girls, and got caught in a To Catch A Predator style sting.
His excuse?
Much like the Tory classic "some of my friends are black/gay/poor", he stuck with "I only downloaded this child porn for research purposes!"

His meltdown involved a giant Facebook rant and creating several mental rambling dummy accounts over his supposed girlfriend (with his five year old daughter) cheating on him, when apparently they'd been apart for over a year, because he had an insatiable habit for illegal flesh.
This was mere weeks before being thrown in the clink.

What a cunt. Pretty epic faux pas there. Just glad I don't have kids yet, had I not found out I'd have genuinely trusted him with them. Fucking scary stuff.

Apologies for lack of funnies..
(Irregular Joe last touched ham on, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 13:02, 9 replies)

Child abuse is a faux pas?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:00, closed)

Yes...
an extreme one admittedly, but it fits the definition.
(Kyzia was here on, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:44, closed)

The real question here is what sort of person has nonce friends?

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:43, closed)

Nonces
don't wear t-shirts saying "I love 'em pre-pubescent".
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 15:04, closed)

and what sort of person excuses a person who has nonce friends?

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 15:28, closed)

.
Follow the chain of association far enough and you'll find yourself.
(Kyzia was here on, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 15:30, closed)

He already did.
He's the sort of person who talks about nonce friends to people who have nonce friends.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 15:56, closed)

Next time a homeless guy asks for a couple of quid for his "cup of tea", I'll be sure to first ask him if he likes them young.
If he shows even the slightest hesitation in his answer to the negative, I'll kick him to death and rob him of his meagre possessions, while the bystanders and police look on and applaud my actions.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 16:31, closed)