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Ever said something you've regretted on the internet? Seen somebody make an arse of themselves? Know somebody who posts first and asks questions later? Dob them in to us, the internet police. (We last did this five years ago before Twitter, LinkedIn and Facebook really took off, so now's the time for an update)

Thanks to Benny Blanco from the Bronx for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 15:00)
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Since the last cryptic graph got deleted in a fit of pique, have another one.


See if you can work out what it represents! (I won't throw a tantrum if you make facetious answers, by the way.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 23:15, 80 replies)

Is it the waveform of the enthusiastic drum noises (tch-TCH!) you used to make in assembly? With a droning undertone of dull, like a particularly unfunny set of bagpipes?
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 23:26, closed)
That's the red line, the black one is your SMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 23:26, closed)

Look, I'll take that one on the chin, but please - whatever you do - don't tell everyone my name.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 23:29, closed)
Righto, Phil.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 23:38, closed)

Nope, that's my brother, Happy Philtrum.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 23 Jun 2013, 0:26, closed)
lol
CHP
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 23:45, closed)
So WTF is it then?

(McChinaman banned, Sun 23 Jun 2013, 18:08, closed)
fuck knows, I just typed a load of numbers into a spreadsheet and plotted them on a chart

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 23 Jun 2013, 18:51, closed)

Those KERAYZEE Saturday nights, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 23 Jun 2013, 22:03, closed)
Is that average daily count over a month?
Black being /board and red being...?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 24 Jun 2013, 0:33, closed)

Misery McUglywife's self harm chart?
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:07, closed)
Its the number of posts in each QOTW.
One line is at least. Fuck knows what the other two are.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:44, closed)
the bottom line is the number of fucks people give about Misery McUglywife's posts
edit: this is actually way too large because the Y axis scale is quite big making those peeks reasonable numbers.....back to the drawing board
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:52, closed)
I like that you think about me when I'm not there.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:15, closed)
Close, it's the word count on the QOTW popular page.
The black lines are the maximum and minimum, and the red line's the mean.

The dotted blue line shows when the reply button was introduced.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 20:07, closed)
Oh man. I was about to do the same with the laugh count.
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(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 20:23, closed)
It's not so much fun now that we know.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:26, closed)
Would it be better to have a word cunt on the QOTW popular page?

(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 21:09, closed)
It's the graph produced
on the drug testing machine at Heathrow when they swabbed a pair of Dr. Shambolics pants.
(username failed moderation, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:56, closed)
DNA swabs from Monty's ninja sword?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:16, closed)
Is it the ratio of
mentions of Princess Diana to imigrants in the Daily Mail?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 12:46, closed)
It's a graph isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 10:34, closed)

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