As much as Misery McUglywife is doing his best to get the title this week...
Through online attention seeking, there can be only one winner of this coveted award:
b3ta.com/links/896088
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 13:00, 27 replies)

AB does it better.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 13:12, closed)

Worst Bond Theme song ever.

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 13:14, closed)

It was more of a critical and commercial success than his ill-fated rap career.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 13:53, closed)

HUMAN FLESH!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 13:54, closed)

Kudos to mictoboy for coining the description:
imagine if alec baldwin had a stroke and couldn't afford an in-house carer
( Pig Bodine., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 14:13, closed)

hahaha
although, 'The Human Trifle' further down in those replies also made me chuckle.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 14:20, closed)

I'm sure I remember 'a lesbian Richard Littlejohn' too.

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 14:22, closed)

I missed that
very perplexing I managed about 2 mins of the snooker video before my brain shut down...why did he do it? Why on earth did he decide that B3ta was the ideal forum for lengthy unfunny boring tirades is he still doing it or has he flounced off?
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:01, closed)

He's been doing it for three years, too.
Three years!

Mind you, on his last appearance he made a thinly veiled legal threat, then got pointed and laughed at by most of the board. He's not been seen since.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 20:03, closed)

He'll stop by again I'm sure.
He has to, it's the only time /links pulls together for some community building bullying.
( Pig Bodine., Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:38, closed)

The face that lunched a thousand chips

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:24, closed)

Further research finds

this amazing contribution to QOTW the actual video is lost but it's easy to imagine what it was like (dull self indulgent cringe inducing) but the inevitable slagging he received from the kind hearted souls of the QOTW board made my heart swell with pride
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:53, closed)

Shadwell,
without the charisma.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:58, closed)

I've got a pet wasp called Ichted I ave

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 17:01, closed)

hell, that's just fried internet gold

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 17:36, closed)

( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 17:54, closed)

I keep clicking,
but nothing happens.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 21:06, closed)

Have you tried turning it off, then on again?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 22:20, closed)

You'd think that an aortic valve replacement survivor, i.e. someone who's had life-saving open heart surgery,
might realise just how fragile and fleeting life can be, and decide to try doing something useful or worthwhile for a change. But no, not him.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 20:01, closed)

I LOVE
that on his youtube channel he has a video of him appearing at the comedy store. Is it a brilliant scathing tour de force piece of satire that brought the house down that he wanted to show off to the rest of the world?

Nope it's him being gonged off after less than a minute of a shit poem about Jade Goody. Once again I'm utterly perplexed as to his motives for sharing this.

My only conclusion is it is it's a brilliantly constructed alter ego and it's some sort of performance art and like when Barry Humphrys is Dame Edna he stays in character hence the replies in links
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:21, closed)

I've just watched that
wow.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:41, closed)

I've not seen his work before
he's replacing Albert Marshmallow as my favourite b3ta weirdo
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 12:00, closed)

I (sadly) think he's disappeared now
after this...

b3ta.com/links/Luis_Su_rez_likes_boobs_DomSezXL_Mini_Mash_up_26
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 12:27, closed)

Nah, thanks to his utter lack of self awareness we'll be able to enjoy his visits again and again.
Long may they continue.
( Pig Bodine., Tue 25 Jun 2013, 12:40, closed)

I had didn't seen that before - just baffling.

( Pig Bodine., Tue 25 Jun 2013, 12:38, closed)

or Andy Kaufman?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 12:42, closed)