My parents
recently signed up for Friends Reunited and Facebook. No big deal really, they stay out in the country so may do them some good to make new friends.

Anyway last time I was down visiting my folks I needed to check my emails (or possibly B3ta) so I excused myself and went to use their computer.

As I sat down at the computer I realised they had left the thing on with the browser open on their last viewed page. Not wanting to be nosey I immediately moved the mouse to shut down the page...it was only then something caught my eye.

Now you know when you're skimming through a magazine or newspaper and something jumps out and grabs you attention. Well it was like that. Kind of. Except the words that jumped out were "Horny Transvestite" and "a girl just wants to have fun".

Turns out, old father dearest had been masquerading as a transsexual on the internet and even posted photographs of himself in drag.

Now it was bad enough when I accidentally saw my mum in her undies when I was 6 but fucking horrific when I saw my dad in my mums undies 15 years later. According to him it was just a bit of fun but I shouldn't tell anyone "just in case".

It only dawned me a few months later somebody must have taken the photos as he was unable to set the timer on the camera...turns out my mum was in on it too.

And that, dear readers, is how I found out my parents are swingers. God bless Social fucking networking.


*Runs away to hide from the memories*
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:00, 4 replies)

you poor bastard
*sympathy clicks*

so....where are these photos?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:23, closed)

so whats their number ?
hahaha ah well mate, the next time you stick on some frilly silk underwear, just remember your parents are to blame.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:35, closed)

I'd click...
... But clicking 'I like this' while being confronted with a mental image of your dad (or anyone's dad) in wimin's undies makes me feel dirty.


And not the good kind of dirty.
*clicks anyway*
(Obsidian, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 14:22, closed)

You'll be old and kinky one day.
So don't knock it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 15:20, closed)